To, że serial Czysta Krew jest uwielbiany przez rzeszę fanów to jedno, ale jednym z tego powodów są cytaty aktorów odgrywające bardzo dużą rolę. Niektóre śmieszne, inne "słabe".. ale niejednokrotnie to właśnie one sprawiają, że serial jest tak barwny..
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Terry to Andy: V ?? Seriously ?? V ??
Eric: Fuckin Sookie, Bill: Fuckin Sookie, Pam: Fuckin Sookie
1.
Eric to Sophie-Ann: "No sweetheart, you go fuck yourself!"
2
Eric (about Pam): "She's extremely lazy, but loyal."
3
Jason: " Honesty My Ass Shithead"
4
Sookie : "I'm in no mood for lesbian weirdness tonight, Pam"
5
Eric (to Sookie): "I got your rug all wet."
6
Jason: "Maybe Jesus was the first vampire. Man, he rose from the dead too, and he told people, 'Hey y’all, drink my blood, it’ll give you special powers'."
7
Terry (to Arlene): "It's not you, it's me. If I had a nickle for every time somebody said that, I'd have... 15 cents."
8
Pam (to Jessica over the phone)': "Well did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chainsaw?"
9
Jessica : (to Bill) "I want to kill people. I’m so hungry, and all you do is talk, and I’m starving! You’re so mean! You're supposed to take care of me. That’s what you said. And, oh, you SUCK! hahahahahahahaha That’s funny because you dosuck."
10
Sookie (about mini-alcohol bottles): “I’ve always liked these. They’re like booze for dolls. They gave me ten.”
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Melinda (about Tommy): "His cheese done slid off his cracker!"
12
Lafayette: In this restaurant a hamburger deluxe come with french fries, lettace, tomato, mayo, and AIDS! Do anybody got a problem with that?
13
Bill to Jessica:..In this house we Recycle
14
Lafayette..Ring ring Hooka
15
Jason: Were you listening to me? I got gout...of the dick!
16
Russell: The Aurhority? Haha! Who are the authority?
17
Russell: actually no, say hello to the true death!
18
Pam(to arlene's kids): I am so glad I never had any of you!
19
Godric (to Eric): Fader (Father), Broder (Brother), Son (Son)
20
Sookie about Bill: I just keep expecting him to come through the door and say....SookEH....
21
Russell: There's a New Fu***** Authority in Town
22
Pam: You Can Dish it But You Sure Can't Take it Can You Magister
23
Talbot: (to Russell after learning he killed the Magister): You can't buy your way out of everything! (Russell's response): Of course I can...This is America.
24
Nan (to bodyguards): "Bring a couple of coffins for Eric and his...whatever you are."
25
Sookie (to Bill): "Just once, I'd like to not find a dead body in my house. Is that asking too much?"
26
Russell: Now, time for the weather. Tiffany?
27
Tara: It was a mother f**king Paul Bunyan pig!
28
Jason(to Steve): I've already been to heaven...inside your wife
29
Jason (about Steve): That white suit wearing mother f**ker.
30
Eric to yvetta" no sweetheart you go fuck your self"
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Jason: "There's werewolves?" Sookie: "Yes." Jason: "What about Bigfoot. Do you think he's real?" Sookie: "I suppose it's possible." [Pause] Jason: "Santa?"
32
Layfette: "I know every man gay, straight, or George Motherfucking Bush is terrified of the pussy"
33
Maryanne: "What ARE you?" Sookie: "I'm a waitress - What the F*** are you?"
34
Debbie Pelt (about Sookie): She f***ed my fiance and killed my boyfriend. She's a c*** Russel Yes, but she's special c***unt.
35
Jason: I've got gout - of the d***!
36
Sam Merlotte: "It took me this long to realize you suffer a lot longer hidin' something than if you face up to it."
37
Pam (to Eric): "Blah, blah, vampire emergency, blah"
38
Sookie: "I'm a fairy? How fucking lame."
39
Russell (to "Sookie"): "There's a fine line between feisty and delusional. You're not really in any position to bargain"
40
Sookie Stackhouse (to bill): God fuckin' damnit, i really am an alien.
41
Sookie Stackhouse (to bill): Im a fairy!? How fucking lame!.
42
Sookie Stackhouse: to (eric) Okay enough, I get it, i'm irresistable
43
eric northman: to (yvetta) you gold digging whore
44
Sophie Ann: to (russell): Go fuck yourself Eric Northman: No, Sweetheart. You go fuck yourself!
45
Coot: You're about to be deader, dead-ass mother-fucker
46
Ruby Jean Reynolds "Maybe God really does love Fag's"
47
Jessica Hamby (after Sam tells her she must be 18 to wait tables) "That's so unfair! I'm never gonna be 18!!"
48
[Tara] low self-esteem, childhood trauma, blah blah snore.
49
Bill:Cooter? Seriously? Coot:Call me that again. I fuckin' dare you
50
Arlene: (to Terry) You're sweatin' like a ice water pitcher!
51
Russell: You are not our equals. We will eat you. After we eat your children.
52
Eric: (to Pam) You know I love you more when your cold and heartless.
53
Debbie: They killed my Cooter!!
54
Russel: A good woman is only a woman... But a good cigar, is a smoke....
55
# Sookie Stackhouse: "I'm in no mood for lesbian weirdness tonight, Pam!"
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Pam "I will give you 24 hours to deliver that witch to me, and if you don't I will personally eat, fuck, and kill all three of you!"
57
Eric to Bill and Alcide: Well, if you two have finished eye fucking each other, can we go?
58
[Crystal's Cousin, handing her father a cooler full of V]: Here ya go, Uncle-Daddy Calvin!
59
Godric to Sookie. "A human with me at the end, and human tears. Two thousand years and I can still be surprised. In this, I see God."
60
Eric: Perhaps I'll grow on you. Sookie: I'd prefer cancer.
61
Lettie Mae If JESUS was here, he'd take one at you, an' he' apologise, fo' givin' me such a SPITEFUL child...
62
Lafayette to Lettie Mae: Bitch, you me bridge, aint gon never motherfuckin happen.
63
Sookie Thats GRANS pie!
64
Tara giving jason V is like giving ho hos to a diabetic
65
Eric to (Pam) - "Aw come on Pam there funny, there like humans but miniature." Tea cup humans!""
66
Lafayette - "That boy is sex on a stick. I don't give a good damn how stuck up he is."
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Sookie: You have a lot of love for him. Eric: Don’t use words I don’t understand.
68
Eric In Sookies' Dream: "This is the beginning."
69
Jessica I have errands to run. Errands that do not require your presence, so remain here and do your best to stay out of trouble.
70
Pam I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago.
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